What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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