Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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