just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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