Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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