He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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