I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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