I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
