is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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