Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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