I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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