i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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