Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and she was petting her beer can
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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