Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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