Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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