And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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