You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She's like a pop up book from hell.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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