You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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