I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
They have beer where we have blood.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
