my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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