Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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