The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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