I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
