When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Text me some of your sweat
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