honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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