I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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