Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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