belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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