Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint