Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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