How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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