Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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