that's an acceptable place to lick
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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