Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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