my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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