Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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