Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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