I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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