this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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