we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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