Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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