Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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