This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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