I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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