honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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