My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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