I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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