You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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