No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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