Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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