the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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