You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.