none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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