I'm jealous of your bromance
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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