what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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